Not a Dog Walker Men's T-Shirt
Free UK delivery on all orders
“No, I’m not a dog walker. Yes, they’re all mine. No, I don’t have my hands full.”
Quick Highlights
• 100% soft cotton
• Available in Red, Black, White & Blue
• Printed in the UK
• Perfect gift for dog dads
The Perfect Dog Dad T-Shirt
If you’re regularly mistaken for the local dog walker while wrangling leads and muddy tennis balls — we’ve got your back. Our Not a Dog Walker T-Shirt is for proud dog dads who are tired of answering the same three questions every day. It's bold, relatable, and makes your point without saying a word (out loud).
Designed for Dog Life
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this T-shirt is built to keep up with you and your crew — from park runs to pub stops. It’s lightweight, easy to wash, and just the right amount of cheeky. Expect nods of approval from fellow dog lovers and the occasional “where did you get that?”.
A Brilliant Gift for Multi-Dog Owners
Whether you’re shopping for yourself or someone who’s already got more collars than socks, this is a brilliant gift idea. Great for birthdays, Father’s Day or just a little “you’ve got this” surprise. Available in four go-with-anything colours: Red, Black, White and Blue.
Key Features for Dog Dads:
• Bold printed slogan:
“No, I’m not a dog walker.
Yes, they’re all mine.
No, I don’t have my hands full.”
• 100% soft, breathable cotton
• Relaxed unisex fit (true to size)
• Available in 4 colours: Red, Black, White, Blue
• Printed in the UK
• Machine washable, long-lasting print
• Ideal gift for dog lovers or multi-dog households
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Delivery Information
📦 Dispatch Times
Many of our items are handmade to order, so dispatch times can vary between 1–10 working days from the date your order is placed. If your item is in stock, we aim to dispatch it the next working day via Royal Mail or courier.
In the unlikely event that dispatch is expected to take longer than 10 working days, we will contact you to keep you informed.
🇬🇧 UK Delivery
We offer free delivery on all UK orders—no minimum spend required!
🌍 International Delivery
For orders outside the UK, a flat-rate shipping fee of £9.00 (converted to your local currency) applies.
Please note:
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Customs and import duties may be charged by your country upon arrival. These charges are the responsibility of the customer.
- Some items may be prohibited or restricted in certain countries. It is your responsibility to check your country's import regulations before placing an order.
- We cannot be held responsible for items destroyed or returned by customs due to import restrictions or unpaid duties.
Returns & Exchanges
💭 Changed Your Mind?
We hope you love your purchase, but if it's not quite right, you can request a return or exchange.
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Notify us within 14 days of receiving your order to arrange a return.
- After notification, you have 14 days to return the item(s) to us.
- Items must be returned in brand new, unused condition, with all original tags and packaging.
Please note:
- Return postage is the customer's responsibility unless the item is faulty.
- We recommend using a tracked service to ensure safe return.
🎁 Personalised Items
As personalised items are made to order, we cannot offer refunds or exchanges unless the item arrives damaged or faulty.
🛠️ Faulty or Damaged Items
If your item arrives damaged or faulty, please contact us as soon as possible. We will arrange a replacement or refund, and cover any return postage costs.
If you have any questions or need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact us.
