Not A Dog Walker Women's T-Shirt
Free UK Delivery
“No, I’m not a dog walker. Yes, they’re all mine. No, I don’t have my hands full.”
Quick Highlights
• Flattering women's fit
• Soft 100% cotton
• 4 colours: Red, Black, White & Blue
• Printed in the UK
• Perfect for proud dog mums
A T-Shirt for Dog Mums Who’ve Heard It All
If you’ve ever been stopped mid-walk by someone asking “Are they all yours?” — this T-shirt has your answer. Our Not a Dog Walker Women’s Tee is made for the women running the show, one lead at a time. Funny, relatable, and just the right amount of sass, it proudly declares your role as the one-woman dog squad.
Designed for Comfort and Confidence
This tee features a flattering feminine fit and is made from soft, breathable 100% cotton — ideal for dog walks, errands, or sofa snuggles with the pack. It’s not just stylish, it’s practical too. Easy to wear, easy to wash, and guaranteed to make fellow dog mums smile (and strangers stop asking questions).
A Thoughtful Gift for Dog Owners
Whether it's a treat for yourself or a gift for the multi-dog mum in your life, this shirt is a winner. It’s a great choice for birthdays, Mother’s Day, or just as a fun surprise to say, "You’ve got this." Available in Red, Black, White and Blue, it pairs perfectly with jeans, joggers or leggings — just add dogs.
Key Features for Dog Mums:
• Bold printed slogan:
“No, I’m not a dog walker.
Yes, they’re all mine.
No, I don’t have my hands full.”
• 100% soft cotton
• Flattering women’s cut – true to size
• Available in 4 colours: Red, Black, White, Blue
• Printed in the UK
• Machine washable with lasting print
• Perfect gift for dog lovers
Size Guide
| Size | Measurement | Ladies’ size |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 34" | 8 |
| Small | 36" | 10 |
| Medium | 40" | 12–14 |
| Large | 44" | 16–18 |
| XL | 48" | 20–22 |
| XXL | 52" | 24–26 |
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Delivery
Dispatch times
Many of our items are made to order, so dispatch can take 1–10 working days from the date you order. If your item is in stock, we aim to send it the next working day by Royal Mail or courier.
If your order is going to take longer than 10 working days, we'll be in touch to let you know.
UK delivery
Free delivery on every UK order, with no minimum spend.
International delivery
A flat £9.00 shipping fee applies to orders outside the UK, converted to your local currency.
- Customs and import duties may be charged on arrival and are paid by the customer.
- Some items may be restricted in certain countries, so please check your country's import rules before ordering.
- We can't be responsible for items held, destroyed or returned by customs because of import restrictions or unpaid duties.
Returns & exchanges
Changed your mind?
We hope you love your order, but if it's not quite right you can return or exchange it.
- Let us know within 14 days of receiving your order.
- You then have a further 14 days to send the item back to us.
- Items must be unused, with all original tags and packaging.
- Return postage is paid by the customer unless the item is faulty. We recommend a tracked service.
Personalised items
Personalised items are made just for you, so we can't refund or exchange them unless they arrive damaged or faulty.
Faulty or damaged items
If something arrives damaged or faulty, please contact us as soon as possible. We'll arrange a replacement or refund and cover the return postage.
