Not A Dog Walker Women's T-Shirt
Free UK delivery on all orders
“No, I’m not a dog walker. Yes, they’re all mine. No, I don’t have my hands full.”
Quick Highlights
• Flattering women's fit
• Soft 100% cotton
• 4 colours: Red, Black, White & Blue
• Printed in the UK
• Perfect for proud dog mums
A T-Shirt for Dog Mums Who’ve Heard It All
If you’ve ever been stopped mid-walk by someone asking “Are they all yours?” — this T-shirt has your answer. Our Not a Dog Walker Women’s Tee is made for the women running the show, one lead at a time. Funny, relatable, and just the right amount of sass, it proudly declares your role as the one-woman dog squad.
Designed for Comfort and Confidence
This tee features a flattering feminine fit and is made from soft, breathable 100% cotton — ideal for dog walks, errands, or sofa snuggles with the pack. It’s not just stylish, it’s practical too. Easy to wear, easy to wash, and guaranteed to make fellow dog mums smile (and strangers stop asking questions).
A Thoughtful Gift for Dog Owners
Whether it's a treat for yourself or a gift for the multi-dog mum in your life, this shirt is a winner. It’s a great choice for birthdays, Mother’s Day, or just as a fun surprise to say, "You’ve got this." Available in Red, Black, White and Blue, it pairs perfectly with jeans, joggers or leggings — just add dogs.
Key Features for Dog Mums:
• Bold printed slogan:
“No, I’m not a dog walker.
Yes, they’re all mine.
No, I don’t have my hands full.”
• 100% soft cotton
• Flattering women’s cut – true to size
• Available in 4 colours: Red, Black, White, Blue
• Printed in the UK
• Machine washable with lasting print
• Perfect gift for dog lovers
Size Guide
| Size | Measurement | Ladies |
| XS | 34" | 8 |
| Small | 36" | 10 |
| Medium | 40" | 12-14 |
| Large | 44" | 16-18 |
| XL | 48" | 20-22 |
| XXL | 52" | 24-26 |
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Delivery Information
📦 Dispatch Times
Many of our items are handmade to order, so dispatch times can vary between 1–10 working days from the date your order is placed. If your item is in stock, we aim to dispatch it the next working day via Royal Mail or courier.
In the unlikely event that dispatch is expected to take longer than 10 working days, we will contact you to keep you informed.
🇬🇧 UK Delivery
We offer free delivery on all UK orders—no minimum spend required!
🌍 International Delivery
For orders outside the UK, a flat-rate shipping fee of £9.00 (converted to your local currency) applies.
Please note:
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Customs and import duties may be charged by your country upon arrival. These charges are the responsibility of the customer.
- Some items may be prohibited or restricted in certain countries. It is your responsibility to check your country's import regulations before placing an order.
- We cannot be held responsible for items destroyed or returned by customs due to import restrictions or unpaid duties.
Returns & Exchanges
💭 Changed Your Mind?
We hope you love your purchase, but if it's not quite right, you can request a return or exchange.
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Notify us within 14 days of receiving your order to arrange a return.
- After notification, you have 14 days to return the item(s) to us.
- Items must be returned in brand new, unused condition, with all original tags and packaging.
Please note:
- Return postage is the customer's responsibility unless the item is faulty.
- We recommend using a tracked service to ensure safe return.
🎁 Personalised Items
As personalised items are made to order, we cannot offer refunds or exchanges unless the item arrives damaged or faulty.
🛠️ Faulty or Damaged Items
If your item arrives damaged or faulty, please contact us as soon as possible. We will arrange a replacement or refund, and cover any return postage costs.
If you have any questions or need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact us.
