Not A Dog Walker Hoodie
Free UK delivery on all orders
“No, I'm not a dog walker. Yes, they're all mine. No, I don't have my hands full.” Mistaken for the local dog walker again? This warm, comfy multi-dog owner hoodie does the talking, whether you've got two dogs or five.
Why you'll love it
- Bold slogan printed on the front for anyone brave enough to comment on your crew
- Soft cotton-blend fabric with a cosy brushed fleece lining
- Relaxed unisex fit, true to size
- Black only, so it goes with every lead, boot and bit of dog hair you own
- Printed in the UK and machine washable
Sizes
Black only. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size. Check the Size Guide tab for measurements before you order.
- Small
- Medium
- Large
- XL
- 2XL
- 3XL
A gift for multi-dog owners
A top pick for dog mums, dog dads or anyone tired of strangers asking if it's a business. Funny, practical and the kind of hoodie they'll wear daily.
Questions
Does it come in other colours?
This one is black only. Our cross neck version comes in more colours.
Is it true to size?
Yes, it's a relaxed unisex fit that's true to size.
Is delivery free?
Yes. Every order comes with free UK delivery, and gift wrap is available if it's a present.
Complete the look
Find the cross neck version and the matching women's T-shirt in our dog walking collection.
Size Guide
| Size | Measurement | Ladies’ size |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 34" | 8 |
| Small | 36" | 10 |
| Medium | 40" | 12–14 |
| Large | 44" | 16–18 |
| XL | 48" | 20–22 |
| XXL | 52" | 24–26 |
Delivery
Dispatch times
Many of our items are made to order, so dispatch can take 1 to 10 working days from the date you order. If your item is in stock, we aim to send it the next working day by Royal Mail or courier. If your order is going to take longer, we'll let you know.
UK delivery
Free delivery on every UK order, with no minimum spend.
International delivery
A flat £9.00 shipping fee applies to orders outside the UK, converted to your local currency.
- Customs and import duties may be charged on arrival and are paid by the customer.
- Some items may be restricted in certain countries, so please check your country's import rules before ordering.
- We can't be responsible for items held, destroyed or returned by customs because of import restrictions or unpaid duties.
30-day returns
Changed your mind?
- You can return items within 30 days of receiving your order.
- Get in touch first and we'll tell you where to send it.
- Items must be unused, with all original tags and packaging.
- Return postage is paid by the customer unless the item is faulty. We recommend a tracked service.
Personalised items
Personalised items are made just for you, so we can't refund or exchange them unless they arrive damaged or faulty.
Faulty or damaged items
If something arrives damaged or faulty, please contact us as soon as possible. We'll arrange a replacement or refund and cover the return postage.